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     “BUYER BEWARE, DARLING?”
                                          by John Donald O'Shea

                Well-suited for Junior High Productions


                                     Synopsis
                                  (Running time: 30-35 minutes)
As Erin’s birthday approaches, which falls on Halloween, to prevent Harry, Erin’s significant other, from giving her another “practical” present, Sage, her room mate, offers to give Harry a “hint.” She suggests that Erin would like something “exotic.”

So armed, Harry and his friend, Tom, go to Ebay to find the perfect “exotic” gift for Erin. Among the items advertised is a superflous “Ghost!” When Harry bids, the fun begins.


                         CAST OF CHARACTERS
                                             (4 Women and 2 Men,)
Sage
                      A recent high school graduate. Erin’s Roommate

Erin
               Another recent high school graduate. Sage’s Roommate.
                                      Harry’s “significant other”

Harry
                       Erin’s boyfriend. Tom’s friend. Another recent  
                                            high school graduate

Tom
                 Harry’s sidekick. Another recent high school graduate

Mad Margaret Murgatroyd
                                         A former actress. Now a ghost.

Winifred Wells
                  Daughter of John Wellington Wells III, of J. W. Wells & Co.     
                                  She is the firm’s American representative


                                        The Set
                              One set with furniture re-arranged for scenes.